There is an awful lot of bad, horrible, terrible and
down right disgusting coffee out there. Drinking some
of it makes your tounge want to jump out of your mouth
and strangle your brain just to prevent the sludge
from coming in contact with your tastebuds.

We're on about a different kind of coffee… The type
that will turn even the most dreadful day into
something a little bit amazing, something that makes
your tounge feel like that its being massaged by the
very best massuses in the world. The type of coffee
that had it been administered to nasty people before
they did their nasty things, would have made them
change their mind and begin to swoon about how
wonderful everything is.

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