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Chicken Invaders 4 Easter
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Version
4.13
I remember the day of the invasion well. The memories
still burn deeply, like spicy chicken wings.
They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their
ruffled feathers darkening the sun. Invading
intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our
oppression of their earthly brethren.
I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my
half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit.
With a greasy finger I set my lasers to "extra crispy"
and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders.
It wasn't easy. Squawks, feathers flying, the smell of
charred chicken everywhere. Three times they invaded,
each time with increasingly devious plans. Three times
I managed to push them back whence they came, and
secure humanity a few more years as the dominant
species of this planet.
After their last retreat, I headed for my local Space
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