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Flyonoid
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Version
1.15
Year 2009… April 38… Monday… No fly with any insect
dignity will ever forget this day.
Yeah, that was the day when hordes of alien scum
attacked our little green planet. These monstrous
green freaks had harassed three grasshoppers, stolen
spots from the lady bug’s wings, but most importantly
kidnapped all flies from planet Earth. Some say they
took a bug with them, but that information was later
reputed by two stampedes that insist it was a bear,
not a bug. We can only guess…
The British intelligence sources have proof that the
reason all flies were boarded to the alien spacecraft
is because of their brains. Or lack thereof, to be
exact. The aliens wanted to know how flies manage to
think without having this important neural organ. So
far the aliens have performed one surgical brain
removal to one of their own. The experiment was deemed
to be a failure.
Right now all the flies from planet Earth are packed
inside one-gallon glass jugs and are hidden on five
different planets. But the flies called John and Hans
got lucky. They managed to befriend the alien who had
his brain removed. He turned out to be a real groovy
dude and let the flies out.
In the room next door, John and Hans have stumbled
upon the latest model of the alien combat robot. Hans
turned out to be a great mechanic. He got inside and
started the robot. John, who used to leave near the
pilots’ cafeteria before, managed to learn robot’s
navigation system. They called their robot Flyonoid…
Now, with such powerful weapon in their arsenal, they
rush to save their fellow-insects!!!
May the force be with them!
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