The Mighty Coffee - Version 0.1.2 There is an awful lot of bad, horrible, terrible and down right disgusting coffee out there. Drinking some of it makes your tounge want to jump out of your mouth and strangle your brain just to prevent the sludge from coming in contact with your tastebuds.We're on about a different kind of coffee… The type that will turn even the most dreadful day into something a little bit amazing, something that makes your tounge feel like that its being massaged by the very best massuses in the world. The type of coffee that had it been administered to nasty people before they did their nasty things, would have made them change their mind and begin to swoon about how wonderful everything is.