Two Crude Dudes - Version 1.0 New York City has issued an ordinance that no one can enter or exit the contaminated city. High above, in the lone remaining skyscraper, a mad scientist is conducting experiments on helpless, mutated victims, transforming them into killing machines. The government has hired you on as a mercenary to exterminate the hordes of gun-wielding beasts that are polluting the city, no small task, to be certain. Luckily, you have a partner, and together you are known as Two Crude Dudes. Pick up enemies, weapons, and other objects, then throw them, utilize them, or just crush them to bits.