Shitboarding - Version 1.0 You are an excellent skateboarder. But you have to Provo it in the most disgusting way you can imagine. You are late for lunch so you get on your skateboard to come home as quickly as possible. But a surprise, the streets are covered with dog shit all over. You have to use all of your skateboarding skills to avoid it or else you will end up face forward in dog crap.